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* Okay, I have to explain this. It might not be funny in English, but in German, the saying "having a bird" basically means "being nuts".
When mum opened the door to the veranda at noon, a bird soared in and crashed on the window. She took a shovel and carried the bird to the veranda table. She didn't want to touch it because it looked quite young and you know those stories about bird parents that abandoned their children because they smelled like humans (Ewww... ^_^;;;). Well, there it sat, obviously struck dumb by the collision. She gave it some water, but the only reaction was that it crapped on the table. After half an hour or so, it flew off, without even a word of thanks *lol* Of course, I took the opportunity, as well as some pictures of this unique event.
Awww, cute ^o^ And the way mum spoke to it was almost as cute. "Birdie, look what I've got for you. Water! Do you want some?"
Such a bad birdie. Crapping on our nice, clean table *lol*
Managed to burn five CDs of anime mp3s. Now I'm short on CD-Rs and I've still got thousands of unsorted files ;_;
When mum opened the door to the veranda at noon, a bird soared in and crashed on the window. She took a shovel and carried the bird to the veranda table. She didn't want to touch it because it looked quite young and you know those stories about bird parents that abandoned their children because they smelled like humans (Ewww... ^_^;;;). Well, there it sat, obviously struck dumb by the collision. She gave it some water, but the only reaction was that it crapped on the table. After half an hour or so, it flew off, without even a word of thanks *lol* Of course, I took the opportunity, as well as some pictures of this unique event.
Awww, cute ^o^ And the way mum spoke to it was almost as cute. "Birdie, look what I've got for you. Water! Do you want some?"
Such a bad birdie. Crapping on our nice, clean table *lol*
Managed to burn five CDs of anime mp3s. Now I'm short on CD-Rs and I've still got thousands of unsorted files ;_;
