Meme day - part 1/3

Happy Birthday, Kai Michael Hansen!!

Before I do the two memes that are making the rounds on my flist, first this one. I did it twice and couldn't decide which one to post so I'll paste them both :D
Sorry for the dirty stuff in there, it's not my fault. Well, not entirely, at least ^_~

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My current bunny!

1. If my current bunny was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from my current bunny!
3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr My current bunny Head.
4. If you cut my current bunny in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting my current bunny.
6. Banging your head against my current bunny uses 150 calories an hour.
7. My current bunny is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using my current bunny!
9. Donald Duck's middle name is my current bunny!
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is my current bunny.

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Comments:
1. I completely believe this one.
2. Wait... that would've helped? Thanks for telling me NOW ^_~
3. That'd be a very scary toy indeed.
4. No comment O_O;;;
5. Makes sense looking at the topic of the "fandom".
6. So it's a... uh... hard bunny? *facepalm*
7. A fruit, haha *snort*
8. Hello?! Who wrote this?! *stares*
9. Donald Duck costume? What's the 'Rays got to do with this? :D
10. Hey, they're not THAT ugly XD

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about My current muse!

1. Peanuts and my current muse are beans.
2. My current muse was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
3. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make my current muse!
4. My current muse has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
5. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with my current muse.
6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on my current muse.
7. A thimbleful of my current muse would weigh over 100 million tons.
8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention my current muse.
9. The deepest part of my current muse is over 35,000 feet deep.
10. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating my current muse at least three times a week!

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Comments:
1. So... not a fruit, then? *lol*
2. I know he did American studies, but this... O_o
3. 500 peanuts? That'd make a very small muse.
4. He's actually kinda skinny...
5. Wait... he's not fully human? That explains... absolutely nothing XD
6. Maybe it was the hair bleach he used some time ago...
7. See 4 ;)
8. Eek, a Christian muse? No wai!
9. *beats off dirty thoughts with a big stick* Geez!
10. ... eating? Heh. This is getting intersting XDDD

Feel free to put other obvious names and things in there ;)

(via tds_rps )

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And now, I might try and scrape together some pics for the other two memes. Yasy, that's gonna be fun ^_^

Time for headdesking!

Last weekend, there has been an incident where two fiteen-year old highschool students murdered two people and took a girl hostage.
Now, it seems that the press is insisting on the main reason for the deed being their obsession with playing... Final Fantasy VII.
Yeah, because it's such a violent game.
Also, shortly before they did that terrible thing, they apparently watched Advent Children. And a friend said that afterwards, they behaved strangely.
Yeah, because it's such a violent movie.
Right now, I'm waiting for the entire FF series to be banned.
God, I hate this country.
Over and out.